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avatar Ahmed_Almaddah 9 day.ago

What has five toes but isn't your foot?

My foot

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2. What do you call when an orphan gets kidnapped

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4. I told my cat I was going to teach me English

He looked at me and said "Me? How?"

5. Why did the robber get caught at bank counter while counting the huge pile of currency looted ?

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6. Yo mama so fat...

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That instead of ordering a steak rare, medium or well-done, she says, “Knock the horns off the bull, and bring it to me on a leash.”

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